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Subject:Carnivore Keeper FTW
Time:07:27 pm
Upon watching a preview for the movie "The Hangover" I realized just how awesome it is that "jungle cat in the bathroom" is a situation I could totally and competently deal with.
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Time:12:55 pm
Joseph: Hunny, if we ever move in together we need to have a discussion about things that don't belong in the freezer. I propose we put elk poop and dead bugs on that list.
Sarah: The cicada killer isn't a bug, it's an insect.
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Time:11:07 pm
Update: My life is ridiculously awesome. I didn't move to Philly, instead I moved to Westfield, NJ. Here I have an awesome apartment (with a fenced-in backyard for Kazak) in a prime location near public transportation and necessities. All on my own. I worked my fucking ass off for it. Technically speaking, it's not financially possible for me to live here, but if something is important to you...you make it work...and I am. I totally win April and May! Also, I start work at the Turtle Back Zoo next week. Yay for careers! Also, I'm in a blissfully happy relationship...one that Chrissy actually half-heartedly approves of, which is incredibly validating.

I have never been so sure that I am exactly where I am supposed to be, doing what I'm supposed to be doing with the people I'm supposed to be with. I don't feel at all lost, I'm so proud to be myself and I have never been so happy and full of love. Life is good.
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Time:02:36 pm
Sarah: Oh my god, this is so stupid ::shows Mom::
Mom: Oh, I love that! It's so cute.
Sarah: o_O
Mom: It would be good if you owned a bakery.
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Time:07:12 pm
I just hung up my hammock. I swear, my room is a twelve-year-old's paradise.
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Time:08:45 pm
Today was awesome.
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Time:01:03 am
Last frolic ever. Bye bye, Cedar Crest. Can't say I'm sad.
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Time:11:28 pm
Colin Firth was on the Daily Show. They talked about his penis the whole time.
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Time:06:33 pm
I'm a mommy!Collapse )
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Time:10:37 pm
She's mine, and I decided to name her Kazak after the dog in Kurt Vonnegut's "The Sirens of Titan." I'll call her Kay or Kayzee, because Kazak's gonna get looks at the dog park.

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